Texts From Austin: Job Opening

"Now Hiring: Full time cuddler. Apply within. Great benefits."What are the hours for this position? What is the salary or hourly rate? What benefits are included?"There are pretty long hours associated with this position and the rate is approximately 25 kisses and 10 hugs per hour, well above the going market rate. The benefits include never feeling alone, stress free environment, endless cheesy but sweet comments, and infinite planned and unplanned adventures."You're so sweet, you're gonna make me diabetic. I would love to be considered for the position. I have excellent cuddle-fications. ;)